An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his
quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was
feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and
I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 Year-old bride
who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think
about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began. "I have an older friend, much like you,
who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One
day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit
of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came
across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s
edge. He realized he’d left his gun at home and so
couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature but out of
habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if
it was his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang,
bang’. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The
80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I’d say somebody
else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly".

I have a very big problem I have tried trapping the pest but he broke the cage!!! so all there is now to do is HUNT AND KILL IT!!!!! but I don’t know how to hunt a beaver so could anyone tell me how to hunt a beaver…. thank you…..

Greetings.

I’m about to invest in my first rifle. I live i Norway, and will use this rifle mainly for Big game hunting. First and foremost, Caribous, beaver but maybe one day, also moose.

My question is, what caliber should i choose for best distance and take down capacity.

I have looked at following calibers, the 7mm rem mag, .308 and finally the .30-06

Do you guys have any suggestions on what calibre i should invest in?

thx

would that start a war with the u.s would peaple from the u.s start killing beavers or something wat do you think would happen
what do you mean by slow day?

I’m having trouble with this one beaver… so if you know a thing or two about beaver hunting, please let me know how you handle it.

trap. would you help me out?

My Love of Hunting ~

I got the fever
To hunt the wild beaver

For that beaver smile
I would walk a mile

The bigger the tail
The easier to nail

When I see a beaver large
It makes me want to discharge

Cause there’s nothing as sweet
As wild beaver meat

I live in northern Wisconsin 20 miles from Lake Superior and I have allready taken hunters safety and been hunting for five years but I want to try trapping this fall. I live right by a ton of lakes and there are beaver, muskrat, foxes, racoons, coyotes etc.
I have also looked at traps and haven’t found many cheap ones so any information about traps and trapping would be just great!!!!!!!!!

I don’t want to get to bitten.

I am trying to find out where these courses are offered

he has eaten a manatte and fought a pitbull….

was it a good experience?

In the 1800s, the international fur trade took place in America. The recent purchase of the Louisiana Territory made beaver hunting an easily accessed hobby.

I am doing a project on the Oregon Trail, and in my group, I have to find out about the fur trade.
If you have any cool facts or input, please help me ASAP!!

*Note: I will delete your answer if you don’t have a sufficient source.*

After I catch it, can I eat it? : )

That’s fine except he says the are hunting the illusive
two-legged beaver. I am worried because I don’t think its legal to hunt beaver. Does anyone know? I don’t want any legal trouble.
oops!! Either illusive or elusive would work, but elusive is definitely better!! I am typing in a frenzy from being so worried!!

Main Entry: il·lu·sive
Function: adjective
To mean: illusory

Main Entry: elu·sive
Function: adjective
: tending to elude: as a: tending to evade grasp or pursuit <elusive prey> b: hard to comprehend or define c: hard to isolate or identify

My mom is dead, so the few of you said are trying to insult me, thank you.

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he’d left his gun at home and so couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I’d say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly".

AS FUNNY AS IM SURE YOU COULD BE, I DON’T WANT TO GET SPAMMED OUT.

last year, while water fowl hunting me and my dad found 5 or 6 beavers in one area, and then saw their den. they were slapping the water and all pissed off that we were there. but i was wondering if they would still be in that area? or if they would move on. we didnt shot them then because we were not sure if they were in season or not.

and also, i have no clue how hard they are to kill, or how tough their skin is. i have a .22 rifle, 20 gauge, 12 gauge, and marlin 30-30
what would be the best gun for the game? if shotgun, what shot#?

thanks!
berea_ky_girl
reported for spaming, your not going to stop me so dont try…

Grongledongle
nope, theres a open season here, i checked.
Casey B
no, i am going to eat it, and tan the hide.

whats the best gun for beaver hunting?

i can use a 12 gage (duck shot or turkey shot)
30-30.
270.
22.
20 gage(turkey shot only)
thats all i have, wich one would be best for killing a beaver?

i am new to beaver hunting so if you have any tips that would be nice also.

thanks,
rex
i forgot, i do have duck shot for my 20 gage….i think
haha very funny guys…

and a bb gun? LOL
it wouldnt even feel a bb.